I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
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dressing as green man for st patrick's day = free drinks all night long
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
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Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
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