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  I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...

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• (325): View more from Texas

  I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka

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• (850): View more from Florida

  So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.

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  I guess we all know what he was cookin.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now

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  27 Parents Confess Shocking Secrets Their Kids Don’t Know

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• (628): View more from California

  i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me

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• (313): View more from Michigan

  The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.

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• (231): View more from Michigan

  Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"

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  OMG its one we used last night

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• (618): View more from Illinois

  When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG

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• (713): View more from Texas

  Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....

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