I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Congratulations! We have a period
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