As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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