You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
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I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
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