Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
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I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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