Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
You're a waste of cheezeits
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
Randomize
