i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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