Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
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Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list