last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
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Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
What a dumb baby whore.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
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He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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