So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
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I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
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