The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Everyone else's "needs" are getting in the way of my alcoholism.
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