With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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