I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
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Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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