he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
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