There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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