Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
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I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
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His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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