paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
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The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
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I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
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