You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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