we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
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I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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