May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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