I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
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Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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