Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
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This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
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I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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