Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
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if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
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You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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