is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
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There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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