In the future we'll all be gay
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
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At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
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WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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