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(315): View more from New York

were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two

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(314): View more from Missouri

Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college

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(916): View more from California

And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.

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(315): View more from New York

It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"

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(719): View more from Colorado

I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day

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(914): View more from New York

at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.

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(757): View more from Virginia

Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?

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(813): View more from Florida

And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit

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