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(216): View more from Ohio

Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?

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(803): View more from South Carolina

I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".

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(781): View more from Massachusetts

I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.

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(509): View more from Washington

My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.

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(914): View more from New York

Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.

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(239): View more from Florida

I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night

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(909): View more from California

When she said "Tighten your safety belt and hold on!", that should have been a clear sign to me that one should never go off-roading in a rental car. On the bright side, they were able to tow her car out the next morning.

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