I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i woke up at 5 am and found myself wrapped in christmas lights that were plugged into the wall.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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