I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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