How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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