There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
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