She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
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