Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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