i already hear my dad disowning me
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
I don't know what's more sad having a rewards account at a liquor store or already racking up 273 dollar points since january
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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