Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
He had one of those small greek statue penises
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
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