i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
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Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
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Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
So vagazzling was a success
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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