If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
I'll pick you up. Avoid slightly awkward no-we're-not-dating-but-I'm-still-screwing-your-son-after-2-years parental run-ins.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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