I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
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