Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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