I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
Oh this totally just became legit. My "boss" is puking outside my car right now. I win again.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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