So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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