Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
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Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
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