I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
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The best revenge is premature balding
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
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i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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