I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I wear drunk well.
Randomize
