I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
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Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I literally paid him in shots to clean my entire apartment. he even vacuumed...who said alcoholism is a bad thing??
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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