Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Randomize
