listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
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I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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