I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
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You need to stop blackout tweeting at him to have sex with you on the roof of your dorm. He doesn't even have a twitter.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
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