He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Well, I tried to shit into my refrigerator. It was a rough night.
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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