last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
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No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
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