How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
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According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
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Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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