I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
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its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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