He kissed a someone with a penis
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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