you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
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They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
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So much rum. So many feels.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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