The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
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You can't call dibs 8 years later.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
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My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
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